Thursday, December 29, 2011

Resolutions for the New Year -- Same as Last Year.

First Five:

1.  I'll hear a trainer say, "You know, you could be right!"

2.  All halter-breaking will take place in-utero.

3.  I am going to check my rubber boots for slugs before I put them on.

4.  The stallion will learn some manners.  I'm sure I can hire somebody mean (or terminally ill), to deal with this one.

5.  The next time a horse knocks down a fence, I'm going to declare it environmental revisionist thinking and leave it that way.  I have no idea what that means and nobody else will either.

Second Five:

     Whoops!  I lied.  They're in the book....around page 300.

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